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BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lose all your social skills. Forget basic hygiene. Insult people ignorant of your craft. Become stronger

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My math prof told me he did his undergrad because he loved math. When he graduated, there were no jobs for undergrads, so he did his masters to see where he would end up. He found the same thing happened. No jobs for a masters of math. He did his Phd and some postdoc work for starvation wages.

    He became a professor at my Uni and despite still loving math, was the biggest proponent of students not pursuing pure math degrees. " It should only be pursued in small doses in pursuit of other fields, except in the case of the independently wealthy."

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    • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s the difference between a phd mathematician and a large pizza?

      The pizza can feed a family of four.

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I would say π , unless the PhD mathematician is also well rounded.

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    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have a math degree. I am far from independently wealthy. There are plenty of math-related jobs out there if you’re willing to stoop from the lofty perches of pure math. Statistics, data science, risk management, actuarial science, finance, accounting, operations research, optimization, computational mathematics, machine learning/AI.

      The list goes on and on and on. Many of these jobs might be quite boring for someone who just wants to work on difficult proofs all day but they’re generally a lot better pay than any academic job below the tenure track (and way better pay than Starbucks).

      Life is a lot tougher if you’re into physics or chemistry or biology. There you really do need a PhD to do anything and the research positions are extremely competitive to get.

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      • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Bless you for chiming in as first hand experience of my third hand story. Hoever I think your post reinforces my professors point more than it refutes it.

        As someone in the field, you tell me how it really is. I interpret your post as reinforcing my professor’s point, rather than deyracting from it.

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    • Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I worked with a guy who had a doctorate in mathematics… He wrote documentation for the software the company produced.

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My step mom has a master’s in math. She is also dumb as they come. She of course wss a math teacher at a private school. I tnimk its only thing you can do with such a degree. I should of stayed in college and got my English degree. Nor to teach just because I love it. But fuck student loans and how expensive higher education is to pursue.

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      • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m just glad that you didn’t inherit any of her stupidity.

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  • 5in1k@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tom Scott looking rough.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Come back a lot older.

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    • four@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Study time travel. Come back younger

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Younger, stronger, better

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When they were studying physics, I was studying the sword.

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    While you were watching Rick & Morty reruns, I studied the calculus

    Image

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  • StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    First step: stop looking at the ceiling/ the fediverse and get out of bed

    Second step: to be discovered once first step is achieved (impossible)

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Second step is be independently wealthy

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    • Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Stop calling me out

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  • Admetus@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Joined a cult. Took years to leave. It was all lies.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy has the best messages I just wish he didn:t sell AI-generated books.

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  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got it. *Downloads Chat GPT.

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  • Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who is he?

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wizard

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Uhm Actually™ he is a sorcerer because…that’s the name of his channel

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