Finally a washing machine that understands me

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah, that’s the machine all those ladies and get stuck in.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait, ladies and what?

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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• jbrains@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!

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• peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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• notso@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma? You could be eligible for compensation! Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!”

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Saul out there representing every foreigner who’s ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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• Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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• WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except for you, then she’s never had Dryer Sheets.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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• Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally, a solution!

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Okay but how?

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

    Just kidding, it’s Swedish for “End”,

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      See also: Danish. Possibility Norwegian too

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuck. I forgot about that.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lots of cum in the clothes.

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• RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s a Candy. Italians be like that. :)

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