it's got some heft
guy knew nestle could do more damage than a mere weapon
Submitted 1 day ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to ausmemes@aussie.zone
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it's got some heft
guy knew nestle could do more damage than a mere weapon
good fucking comment
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Have a nice cup of coffee later.
Nice? It’s Nescafe.
The world has gone so far off the rails, we have lived to see Nestlé become the good guys.
Americans: we prefer guns, but we’ll use damn near anything. We just happen to be famous for using guns for everything from ordering takeaway to getting our hair cut.
Dumbass was lucky the driver didn’t have his Marmite closer to hand. 🤌🏼
I walk to the shops with robust cloth bags and it often happens that I’ll have a bag with glass jars or cans or thicc 1L reusable juice bottles.
And yeah, the thought has crossed my mind that if someone were to threaten me, I’d just start flailing them. Would need to take care, though, so I don’t accidentally kill them…
How very Australian. It’s a small jump from fending off an attacker with venom to doing it with instant coffee.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
I drink instant coffee. Those jars are thicker than bullet proof glass. I would not want to be hit by one.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Good point, why are these instant coffee jars either the thickest, heaviest glass or flimsy plastic? Never in between.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
And it's either a months worth, or two days. There's gotta be some serious science behind it all.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
But the lids are so flimsy. I know one of these days that heavy glass is gonna become thin plastic.