Summertime be like...

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• baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

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  Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I’m feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I’m only 26?

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Previous post: how I became a sex offender for life

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    allure.com/…/viral-perineum-sunning-post-dermatol…

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My Filipino wife laughs her ass off at my white behind.

  “OH! SO WHITE!”

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wife says that if I go out in the sun for a few minutes, I come back looking like “burnt chicken.”

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gonna have to be a lot whiter than that for my ass

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  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The White Pharaoh meme, depicting a Caucasian man in front of the Memphis Pyramid in Tennessee, USA
    This butt white enough for you?

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• FloMo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sun’s out, buns out - let those cheeks tan!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sun’s out, moon’s out.

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    SUMMERTIME BE LIKE…

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    • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      THANK YOU IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this how pale English ppl tan lol

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t wipe and it will be at least partially brown.

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