Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How soon before someone is citing this article as evidence? 😩

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  • truthfultemporarily@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The earth is only 6001 years old [1]!

    1: szmer.info/post/7985802

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😩

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This evidence is certainly in contrast to those who believe, based on the writings of Charles Dickens alone

  🤣 this writer is genius

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• Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At first I thought it was satire, but when I saw the writer had the scientific Pokédex entries I knew it was legit

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• exixx@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’re expected to believe that the peacocks personally recounted their lineage? In English? I feel like the author is just making things up at that point.

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well after these peacocks were crushed by a piano, they might have been unable to recount anything at all.

    I dunno, but I feel like the author might have taken some creative liberties here…

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So this is obviously satire but reading this it just sounded way too close to current reality for comfort.

  I know that parts of the document are acme levels over the top but other parts sincerely read as if written by your average Maga idiot

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was tired of being a Darwinist. Now I follow the writings of Dickens; I’m a Dickhead.

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].

  Truly gold.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You got me. This one is too good.

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  • 667@lemmy.radio ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.

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    • Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      2 Miami-Dade College, Kendall, FL, USA Department of Fictional Geology

      Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.

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    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.

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    • Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My fave part was the expired crispr kits, arbitrarily cut off at desired date.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The inclusion of Pokédex Entry numbers is great.
  Also, I like the sources cited for the paper. One of them is "Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans – Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology by B McGraw"

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is there money in writing crap “research” papers like this?

    I would be fine doing this under a pseudonym. But I know UFO researchers really have to hustle a ton. So maybe not?

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    • notthebees@reddthat.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People also do this to take the piss out of a junk journal. Usually ones that let anything through

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    • Adalast@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have no idea, but I am guessing the religious right pays handsomely for anything “scientific” which supports their absolutely asinine beliefs.

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• WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clicked thinking it was legit. Good find OP!

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• Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only a few bites because people, understandably, aren’t biting that headline.

  Share a screenshot of the article instead and they’ll be all over it.

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