“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.
huh?
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“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.
huh?
I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.
Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.
I wouldn’t put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.
There’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.
“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”
"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"
That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.
Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table
list of people who want to punch fElon?
check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans
Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.
He fucked around and found out.
God I fucking hope that’s what happened.
Our turn next?
It’s a very very very long queue …
Fucker is that rich and doesn’t have a makeup artist smh
Human makeup doesn’t stick to reptile skin
valid
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Do you speak jive?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.