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A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨silence7@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz⁩

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LE8.rSEf.upTT2uatml2W

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do you speak jive?

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.

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  • DMCMBFNFF@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.

    huh?

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    • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • StonerCowboy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.

    I wouldn’t put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.

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  • njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

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    • cabbage@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

      "Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

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      • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

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    • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    list of people who want to punch fElon?

    check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

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  • Penguincoder@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He fucked around and found out.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    God I fucking hope that’s what happened.

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  • klu9@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Our turn next?

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s a very very very long queue …

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  • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fucker is that rich and doesn’t have a makeup artist smh

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Human makeup doesn’t stick to reptile skin

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      • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        valid

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