A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you speak jive?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.

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• DMCMBFNFF@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.

  huh?

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  • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• StonerCowboy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.

  I wouldn’t put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.

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• njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

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  • cabbage@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

    "Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

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    • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

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  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  list of people who want to punch fElon?

  check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

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• Penguincoder@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He fucked around and found out.

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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  God I fucking hope that’s what happened.

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• klu9@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Our turn next?

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a very very very long queue …

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• Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fucker is that rich and doesn’t have a makeup artist smh

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Human makeup doesn’t stick to reptile skin

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    • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      valid

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