Pooping with friends
Submitted 2 months ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I lock the door even when I’m home alone. I dont want any dogs, or toddlers, or even my wife in there. I’ll go down to the basement, even. To the Shit Dungeon, my sanctuary.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Why are you sitting in my pants, cat?
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s warm, partially enclosed, and smells like you.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Cats and dogs mark their territory with urine and poop.
So they think the toilet is you most holy place as you constantly mark only that space and nowhere else.
They want to be included in your inner sanctum.
PassingDuchy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My cat feels he’s got to be invited in and demands I open the window so everyone and sundry can see me crap while he enjoys a nice breeze and wildlife voyeurism. Then while I’m mid-crap he decides we’re done here and if I don’t let him out prompto the whole house is gonna burn down.
Meanwhile if I don’t let him in he’s scratching up the door like he’s trying to call 911 for a murder. Honestly don’t know which is better but I guess my shits have gotten faster…
Ftr this wasn’t better when we lived alone and I’d leave the door open. He’d just stand at the entrance yowling like he was reporting a fire. I have been informed by family his shits smell worse than mine so idk what he was complaining about. Especially cause when he craps he immediately tries to vacate the premises like he just left a bomb and a quick sashay out will save him from the shrapnel.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 2 months ago
Same thing applies to Chihuahuas
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Dogs just watching your back so you don’t get eaten by predators while doing your business.
CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Meowww
Let me innnnnnnnnn
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This but with a toddler.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like that the simbology of the cat drowning himself would kind of still hold
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Simbalogy
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you think about it, lemmy is also PoopWithFriends
wunami@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I ain’t your friend, pal.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I ain’t your pal, buddy.
But I am poopin’.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I got my paints down but I ain’t poopin’
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Just dropping the kids off at the pool, myself