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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/0n_Ty_72Qds

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  • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey now for every 5,000 “No’s” there’s the coveted 1 “Maybe but more data is required”.

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    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe if you’re really lucky, one day you can get a “Yes, but… also no.”

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how the science do

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Theory needs data. Data hates theory. It is a love story for the ages.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like to think that data doesn’t hate theory, it just has highly particular tastes. Like this lil octopus guy in a plastic cup, who spends a while rejecting shells before finding one it’s happy to abandon its cup for. youtu.be/DTJbdy097m0

      Imagining the data as a cute octopus helps with the rage when nothing goes right 🙃

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  • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rip in pieces, every supersymmetry based theory :(

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    • someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is there a new observation regarding supersymmetry?

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      • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Couldn’t tell ya. Iirc they were pretty much all killed by data by the time the LHC reached 12TeV collisions, and I’ve been in a different field since then

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    data be bitching like this unless you work for a private company in which case you are told to make data the company’s bitch

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I need this shirt.

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A theory is valid only when no proof to the contrary is known, after which the theory must be adjusted to accommodate the new findings, or discarded.

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  • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, systemic biases definitely don’t exist in research because researchers are perfectly indiscriminate human beings and poor research has never led to swaths of the population being hurt or neglected. /s

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    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (real)

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