It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
Bravery
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Comments
JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Soulg@ani.social 2 months ago
And it’s not even a green text
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s got the spirit
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There it is.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It almost wasn’t a greentext
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
danny801@lemm.ee 2 months ago
[deleted]u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Gay: It was his brother Fake: It was the brother that came
Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 2 months ago
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 months ago
Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…
nick@midwest.social 2 months ago
Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap
TheFlopster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.
ech@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Why do you care so much how other people speak?
Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 2 months ago
Eh, maybe so.