It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
Bravery
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Soulg@ani.social 10 months ago
And it’s not even a green text
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s got the spirit
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There it is.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It almost wasn’t a greentext
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
danny801@lemm.ee 10 months ago
[deleted]u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Gay: It was his brother Fake: It was the brother that came
Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 10 months ago
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 10 months ago
Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…
nick@midwest.social 10 months ago
Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap
TheFlopster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.
ech@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Why do you care so much how other people speak?
Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 10 months ago
Eh, maybe so.