It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
Bravery
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Soulg@ani.social 1 month ago
And it’s not even a green text
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s got the spirit
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There it is.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It almost wasn’t a greentext
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
danny801@lemm.ee 1 month ago
[deleted]u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Gay: It was his brother Fake: It was the brother that came
Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 month ago
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 month ago
Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…
nick@midwest.social 1 month ago
Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap
TheFlopster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.
ech@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Why do you care so much how other people speak?
Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 month ago
Eh, maybe so.