It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
Bravery
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Soulg@ani.social 3 weeks ago
And it’s not even a green text
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s got the spirit
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There it is.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It almost wasn’t a greentext
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
danny801@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
[deleted]u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Gay: It was his brother Fake: It was the brother that came
Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 weeks ago
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 weeks ago
Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…
nick@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap
TheFlopster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.
ech@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why do you care so much how other people speak?
Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.
PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 weeks ago
Eh, maybe so.