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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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    • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bravo, sir. Bravo.

      Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…

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      • nick@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap

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      • TheFlopster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I use “Huzzah” on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it’s in your lexicon.

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      • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.

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      • ech@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why do you care so much how other people speak?

        Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.

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      • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.

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      • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eh, maybe so.

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  • JehovasThickness@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And it’s not even a green text

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      • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s got the spirit

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There it is.

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It almost wasn’t a greentext

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?

    Relative humidity

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  • danny801@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, it’s a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain’t wrong either.

    Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there’s some good advice in there.

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    • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed

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      • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only if she’s a coward

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, keep it in the family.

        I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where’s the fun in that ;)

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gay: It was his brother Fake: It was the brother that came

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  • Emil@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve never wanted so badly to be a coward–Superb work OP …you disgustingly brave bastard.

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