How to not get a date

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• GloriousGherkins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Believe it or not, you can say anal on the internet.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can also say anal in the bank or while doing groceries. What stops you from shouting ANAL while jogging in the park?

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yelling ANAL is not covered under our free speech laws. What if you were to cause a stampede of people who all love anal rushing towards you in a crowded park?

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    • Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Being out of breath?

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  • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, this is a Christian Minecraft server

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No fudging way.

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  • nodiratime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Believe it or *knot

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  • genfood@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t believe it.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Americans might see a bad word.

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• ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dogs do like butt stuff.

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First hand experience?

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    • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess second-hand in that my dog was doing it.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Top or bottom?

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a question about the pimp’s share, basically, for customers who might not be aware there is one.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • genfood@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why a white woman moment and not a women moment?

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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