Have you ever taken the time to really appreciate the jizz of a woodcock?
I ❤️ birbs
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
casmael@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Jeneral impression, zize and zhape
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I will never forget my fil happily telling the family he saw some great tits in the garden that morning.
A good laugh was had
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hornitology is always how I remember it
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Ornithologists must have been very horny when they named those birds.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
i can’t find the original so here it is from memory:
There are 3 types of bird names:
- Hotbreasted tushmilf
- Green Warbler
- Jacksons Great Magnificent Coolbird
casmael@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Great magnificent coolbird
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You may put an ! at the beggining to embed the image
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
English :D
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, no, that’s snooker.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Biggus Dickus
anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hehehe. Amazing birb names. There was a woodcock in my parents yard one winter. It was so cute! Took us a couple of minutes to figure out what bird it was, we’d never seen it before. It was so busy out there. First it completely flattened itself like a dead leaf when it saw my dad, then when it felt safe, it started fanning it feathers out like a miniature turkey and rotating, it did a little mating display. We didn’t see it do the cute walk. But ever since that encounter and after learning they do a little jiggling dance when they walk (via youtube), they are one of my favourite birds now.
GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Awesome! I love the Great Tit!
yesman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is so funny; I wish birds were real.