Too late, I’m in a quantum superposition of alive + dead (inside)
The warning on PBS Nova is heartbreaking!
Submitted 2 months ago by jared@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wake me up inside
Cant wake up
I need a supercritical temperature of 80°C
Bring meee tooo half precissssion…
I’ve been living a lie! I’m only 36°C inside!
Bring me toooooo ----
korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Evanescence in my Lemmy? Hell yeah!
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Quantum physics: because the universe doesn’t give a shit if you understand it.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
No no no. Quantum Physics: the more you understand about the universe, the less it gives a shit if it makes any sense.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A fractal meta uncertainty principle would help explain why “chromodynamics” is allowed to exist.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the more and less you understand about the universe, the more and less it does and does not give a shit and makes more and less sense.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The more you understand, the less it makes sense.
Xerxos@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Be aware! There can be spooky action at a distance! 👻😱🫨👀
henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I’m experiencing a great deal of uncertainty.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
“They really ought to keep this filth off public access television.”
“Due to the quantum nature of such filth, it is simultaneously shown on TV and not shown on TV.”
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t care what all the avant-garde, intellectual nambie-pambies say, IT IS FILTH!
perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I wonder how many physicians are going to get calls from this…
Atemu@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Well none, it clearly says to call your physicist ;)
blame@hexbear.net 2 months ago
flashbacks of what the bleep
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 months ago
As someone who did 3 years of a physics degree and then ended up crashing and burning at the basic quantum stuff until I ultimately quit, I sympathize with this wholeheartedly. Like its fascinating and all, and its great that some people are able to get it, but like, if I have to deal with a Schrödinger equation again I think I might scream.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
I just enjoyed how new freaky symbols being used for operators started popping up out of nowhere.
Because without them you run out of paper too fast
klemptor@startrek.website 2 months ago
H|ψ> = E|ψ> 😘
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the devils pitch fork right?
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It wasn’t this part that tripped you up was it?
youtu.be/kfJqMekD0VM
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I love learning about quantum physics from YouTube, but my impression is a lot of it ends up being “particals are just silly little guys at the quantum level” or “we have two models: one for normal big physics and one for batshit crazytown tiny physics”.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In the end I only saw devils marching in with pitchforks