literally what the heck

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Once had a really great easter party where we legally roasted a pig and illegally distilling liquor. Never in my life have I had a cleaner buzz. When I got home the next day I wrestled with myself whether I should tell my mother about it. But eventually I elected to tell her because I had such a good time.

  When I mentioned my reservations for telling her about distilling liquor she shot me an incredulous look and just said: “Dude, have you forgotten that I’m Norwegian?”

  In Norway alcohol is very expensive so basically everyone has distilled liquor at some point in their life.

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  • Delirioum@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Is this one of those “1/37th of me is Norwegian” stories from the US based on 23andme results?

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s a German “my mother was literally born and raised in Norway” story.

      When I moved to another city I even discovered that me and even my kids are technically Norwegian as well as German. At least according to the German authorities. I wanted to see if we could get a Norwegian passport but didn’t have the time yet.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same when me and my friends got the cops called on us as a kids for climbing onto our school building at night to eat pizza.

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They probably felt powerful for the first time in their life

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom cried when she found out I tried mushrooms when I was 16.

  My mother who has had two long term boyfriends I know about, the guy before my dad who was a Coke dealer, and my dad who went to jail for selling drugs. She met my dad because she was trying to find mushrooms and he sold them.

  She cried.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Possibly she thought she had gone down a bad path in life, regretted it, and was worried you would go down the same path?

    I obviously don’t know her, so I can’t say if that’s the case, but I have seen that happen before. Mainly in movies.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah that was not the case here.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe she was afraid to see you walk the same path.

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  • NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Did you pay her back for eating her shrooms

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  • Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Maybe she was on mushrooms when she found out.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Lol I wish this was true, because it’s better than just erratic behaviour.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I used to be a piece of shit.”

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  My mom highfives

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doesn’t load

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    1000005803

    I gotchu

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      But that one is a jpeg, OP posted an animated gif

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Thanks

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