dont worry bud you’ll get that 50k tip bounty any day now.
Yep. Aaaaaaanyday now. You’ll get it.
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dont worry bud you’ll get that 50k tip bounty any day now.
Yep. Aaaaaaanyday now. You’ll get it.
Apparently she won’t be getting it because she called 911 instead of the tip line LOL
60k, between multiple agencies and split between tipsters, once there is a conviction, and subject to taxes.
If he gets a conviction, McDonalds worker will be lucky to get $20 and a coupon for a free 5-piece tendies. Hope it was worth it.
Grrr why is it censored
You tell me, you posted it
This suit wasn’t cheap. You outta know. You bought it!
Is it Valentino Couture?
Don’t know either, but nothing 2 minutes in paint can’t fix. Spending that time surely can be expected from our memelords, no? Image
Did you misspell asssasssination wrong on purpose?
Folks, !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca is in the side bar. This sub is a wrong community for this discussion
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I like the conspiracy theory that the MCDonalds worker doesn’t exist and is just a front to hide illegal government surveilance, the likes Snowden warned about. I hope Snowden is well, all things considered. That man deserves peace of mind, hard to come by when you’re stuck in Russia.
Etterra@discuss.online 6 days ago
Had anyone identified the class traitor yet? Assuming they exist, that is.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 days ago
they’ve been found, but i don’t want to post links in case it’s breaking rules. wasn’t hard to find though.
Poxlox@lemmy.world 6 days ago
If you search McDonald’s snitch, she’s the first result.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
I don’t see why they need a front. They could just say they tracked him down from regular evidence
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 day ago
That’s… not a bad idea. Even if it isn’t true we should roll with it.
It seems getting people to believe wild and crazy things is how you get your side to win
dumbass@leminal.space 6 days ago
Imagine coming top of your class all through school, you fly your way up the ladder by being great at what you do, you get to be part of a super secret intelligence grabbing mission and you then you find out your the one working the fries.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 days ago
do you think Snowden is on Lemmy?
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I doubt it. I don’t think Snowden can allow himself to use social media much.