Have an avocado.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  AvocaDon’t MIND IF I DO!

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Av another cado.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Heh

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Vegans when they can’t convince people to atop eating meat

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I already have one, 🥑

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now you have 2!

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• introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I heard someone once nutted in coconut

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    CocoNUT

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• STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  An avocado! Thanks…

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  • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Get down to Del Taco they’ve got fre, fre sha vocado.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Veggtable

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  No I do not want to be an Evocati!

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The avocados will continue until morale improves.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Are a sick (and weird) guy!

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What if having avocados forced upon me is what’s ruining my morale?

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  r/notinteresting type post

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• mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I don’t :(

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nope. Avocados for all whether they need then or not. Good day sir.

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      < sigh >

      I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What? No toast? Ugh

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Those damn millennials and their toast. If only they’d just eat the avocados by themselves everything would be fine!

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What no I can’t accept that! Those things are expensive, not to mention the ecological impact. You keep it for yourself dearie.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Too late! No backsies!

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Eww… yucky.

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  • “Avocado?”
  • “Don’t mind if I do!”

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That’s funny because I’ve always said “Avocado? How bout I avocadon’t.”

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  In this trying time

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I wish I could have an avocado that looks so perfect! Of all produce, they’re the most difficult to find in good condition, good ripeness.

  This week I did pretty good …… out of three avocados, one was good, one was bruised and ugly but mostly useable, and one had to be thrown out.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The ones I am forced to deal with at work are pathetic compared to this. Just a soggy mushy mess.

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Is called Palta, and goes on fast food.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My guy Americans don’t even call countries by there proper names they sure as hell don’t call foods by the proper name

    (Never knew it had a different name but thanks I love learning new things)

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Thanks because we won’t be able to afford to buy those next year.

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