Is this a thing people do? When I was in my 20’s I did the opposite, jerking off before dates so that I’d last longer later on.
Took me by surprise
Submitted 5 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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exasperation@lemm.ee 5 months ago
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
I jerked off before going to the club, so I’d make wiser decisions about girls.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 months ago
that post nut pre club clarity
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
pregaming is a well known tactic.
Celestial6370@programming.dev 5 months ago
Eww
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I also save up on cheesy jokes for date night.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wonder how many females actually understand the joke
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
How old are you? Of course women understand the joke. You should try hanging out with them.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I have lived with one for many years and still trying to figure out how she thinks. I’m not saying that a male brain is better. But it’s definitely different. My number one example is…if I want something I come right out and ask her. But many times if she wants something I’m supposed to be Kreskin and magically know what she wants.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I know by your comment history you probably didn’t mean it this way, but when most people hear someone referring to “females” they think they’re bring deliberately dehumanized like the kind of person who follows Andrew Tate would do.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I sincerely mean this, but I feel bad for people that in my opinion are paranoid about some hidden agenda. If someone says something to me using language and words that I understand then I believe what they are saying is exactly what they are trying to convey to me. If they use a word in the dictionary that we all learned in grammar school, no additional definition is needed. I would hate to go through life constantly suspecting that what a person was clearly saying to me wasn’t “really” what they meant. Though I guess if a person’s start point is always focused on being “dehumanized” then they will use that filter to be suspect of everyone that they interact with. And I’m sure that this comment clearly shows that I don’t hate any group of people nor am I condescending to them will itself be viewed negatively.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
female women
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can we maybe skip calling people “females”…? 😅
If you meant people who are biologically female since trans women would be more likely to understand male anatomy jokes, “female folks” or “afab folks” would probably feel a bit less like they’re being reduced to their sexual organs, and are being seen more as people, which folks always appreciate :)
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Chicks? Gals? Women? Dames? Ladies? Sheilas? Lassies?
Words man. They aren’t all insults. Sometimes it’s ancillary, just trying to convey information. We’re majoring in the minors. It’s a dirty joke. You’re worried about the group pronoun they’re using? I agree female has a little bit of the m’lady feel to it. But come on, let’s overlook that.
Unless we want to use group pronouns like we do with animals. A herd of cows. A murder of crows. An annoyance of pronoun correctors.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
female
yeah you definitely are around women usually 😂
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Idk maybe all that understand implication, maybe the vast majority? Not sure just a theory, a game theory.
Porridge@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’m a dude and I don’t get it.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He is saving up his cums so later if they have sex, he’ll do a big cum.
gurapo@lemmy.pt 5 months ago
I felt like cooking up a reply because you might be the same as me - I thought the genders were flipped, and I couldn’t understand what the girl was saving up. Since it is a guy, and going by the fact that the OP made it look like it was something that “only guys would know” I’m assuming it has something to do with penis. Going off of that, the only thing that I can think of is “saving up cum” since, as far as I know, the longer a man abstains, the stronger his orgasms, and the more cum is expelled?
I didn’t find it funny though. Either this is not my type of humour, either I misunderstood the joke.
Maybe I’m the same as you and my reply contributed nothing to the discussion ;)
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Stay pure with the mind brother!
Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Sent it to my wife and she laughed scornfully.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 months ago
How sexy! A financially responsible man without worries he can afford splashing out some cash on frivolous endeavors.
Am I right?
There’s nothing more sinister at play here, right?
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ok
A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We must stop the sexy communists!
rothaine@lemm.ee 5 months ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Poor man about to lose his gallons. Let’s pray that he can find them again
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I hear they build right back up again.