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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They what? I need to threaten more roombas millipedes apparently.

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    • CTDummy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me getting high as fuck after I smoke a bowl of ground up millipedes in order to treat my raging haemorrhoids

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      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The one time you can be thankful for someone blowing smoke up your ass!

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      • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds like you’re smoking those millipedes through the wrong orifice my dude

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now… How hallucinogenic and can it be separated from the toxin?

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …and apparently basement-centipedes are eating silverfish and other ookies.

    Centipede-bro, I say. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. Etc

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    millipedes are fine, they’re earthworms wearing power armor
    centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please don’t start licking millipedes, y’all…

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea noy unless you attack them first.

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe I should get a roomba.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?

    Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You shouldn’t be licking toads, little dummy!

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this why your finger stink after touching them?

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  • Shhalahr@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And they’re cute as hell!

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  • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.

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