little roombas

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• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They what? I need to threaten more roombas millipedes apparently.

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  • CTDummy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me getting high as fuck after I smoke a bowl of ground up millipedes in order to treat my raging haemorrhoids

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The one time you can be thankful for someone blowing smoke up your ass!

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    • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like you’re smoking those millipedes through the wrong orifice my dude

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now… How hallucinogenic and can it be separated from the toxin?

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …and apparently basement-centipedes are eating silverfish and other ookies.

  Centipede-bro, I say. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. Etc

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  millipedes are fine, they’re earthworms wearing power armor
  centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please don’t start licking millipedes, y’all…

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea noy unless you attack them first.

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• KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe I should get a roomba.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?

  Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?

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  • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You shouldn’t be licking toads, little dummy!

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this why your finger stink after touching them?

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• Shhalahr@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And they’re cute as hell!

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• model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.

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