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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m buying stock in iron lung manufacturing when RFK bans vaccines and polio comes back. Also investing in chain link fence for all the concentration camps, and tiny coffins for the nonviable fetuses forced to be delivered.

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• Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Investors are more intelligent than the government. That’s a nice one.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Adding the fluoride was always kind of a bandaid fix on the absolutely atrocious American diet that tends to lead to such bad dental outcomes… but of course that also isn’t going to approve with Mr. Brainworm running HHS.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let’s put fluoride in the big macs

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let’s put narcotics in the toothpaste.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let’s put cyanide in the Big Macs.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Weirdly high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

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• subtext@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a screenshot from the Morning Brew newsletter. They’re honestly pretty great, love these stock hot takes.

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  • greencactus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    I fear my screenshot is not that great :/

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    • subtext@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Touché

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You get fluoride in water? Wtf

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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

    Water fluoridation is the addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay.

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