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Submitted ⁚⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁚gedaliyah@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁚[deleted]⁩

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Adding the fluoride was always kind of a bandaid fix on the absolutely atrocious American diet that tends to lead to such bad dental outcomes
 but of course that also isn’t going to approve with Mr. Brainworm running HHS.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Let’s put fluoride in the big macs

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Let’s put cyanide in the Big Macs.

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      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Let’s put narcotics in the toothpaste.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Weirdly high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

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      • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        I hope this doesn’t come across as rude or pedantic, but a comma at the beginning of your sentence would help readability.

        I was wondering what “weirdly high fructose corn syrup” they were testing with, for a moment there.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I’m buying stock in iron lung manufacturing when RFK bans vaccines and polio comes back. Also investing in chain link fence for all the concentration camps, and tiny coffins for the nonviable fetuses forced to be delivered.

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  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Investors are more intelligent than the government. That’s a nice one.

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  • subtext@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    This is a screenshot from the Morning Brew newsletter. They’re honestly pretty great, love these stock hot takes.

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    • greencactus@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Image

      I fear my screenshot is not that great :/

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      • subtext@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Touché

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  • SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    You get fluoride in water? Wtf

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Yes: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

      Water fluoridation is the addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay.

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      • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        A lot of places don’t throughout the USA and a lot of people use private/community wells.

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Teef? What is this, WAAAAGHstreet Bets?

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