If trump appointments someone that doesn't last as long as Anthony Scaramucci do we measure that in fractional moochies or do we abandon the mooch system because it failed us?
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Kelly@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we’ve all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
We’re going to need a conversion chart of international units, 5 moochies = 1 truss, etc.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ll accept this
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not going to lie, but have you seen Trump. Dude looks like he’s going to killover at any moment. Trump is more likely to be the first person to leave the administration.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I wouldn’t mind the trump presidency ending in a few moochies.
adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Is this a follow-up to my observation about appointments potentially terminating well before Trump is even sworn in?
I think we landed on using negative mooches.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We abandon it because I’m tired of that Scaramucci guy being in the media as an expert on Trump. I don’t even watch TV but I’ve seen so many articles about Trump and when I click them it turns out to be something Scaramucci said on cable news the night before. Why the fuck would I want to hear from that guy?
OuterRem@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
I can’t help but despise people coming out of that cabinet getting book deals and exposé articles. Even if their train wreck made for Sitcom material I dislike rewarding them.
RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Micromoochies, Nanomoochies, Picomoochies? The possibilities are endless
Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got bored and attempted to do some monster math (this is chicken scratch and very likely wrong)
But if your going ~60 miles per hour that should be the same as 249658.8 smoots per mochie.
radix@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m looking forward to a few negative moochies as his picks get dumped even before the confirmation hearings.
sailingbythelee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I enjoy listening to Katty Kay and the Mooch. However, I think we hit peak Mooch just before election day.
I am still favour of using the Mooch system for measuring the length of appointments, just for the sake of nostalgia. We need to standardize it, though. Is it 11 days or 10?
Linktank@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Aneurysm post
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s a metric scale—just use centimoochies.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
We don’t use metric here - it’s three teamoochies to a tablemooch and then the perfectly rational 19.21526 tablemoochies to the cuppamooch.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Millimooch has such a nice ring to it
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
A decimooch is just longer than a day.