Larian revealed that Baldur's Gate 3 has sold 2 copies in the Vatican

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• Venicon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not surprising, it’s another place based in high fantasy

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    quality burn

    Though I would still like to go. That architecture looks fantastic.

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The fandom takes cosplay and immersion very seriously.

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    • Venicon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would love a peek inside the forbidden archives.

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• oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The two IT nerds that manage the Vatican systems.

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  • Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    2 out of the 764 people who live there. I wanna see an investigation drama where they try to narrow it down.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Considering the Catholic Church banned chess and excommunicated several priests who were caught playing it, I’d believe it. But of course, kiddy diddling is just fine.

      Rebellious priests invented the folding chess set because of the ban actually.

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  • sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    or two guys from the swiss guard.

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  • Auli@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Father Robert bring one.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Obviously. You can’t really expect the pope to play solo. Know the true question is, who did he romance first? My money is on Karlak.

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, shadowheart. You know the Catholic Church likes converting people.

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta find the user name “el_papa” or “big Poppa pope”, track him down. I wanna play call of duty with him

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ×𐠒×PONTIF×𐠒×

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  • cmhickman358@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet he went Minthara

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    • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      pwease kill immigrants with me? ~the pope

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• shininghero@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This raises a more interesting question. How many copies of DOOM have been sold in the Vatican?

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d assume there’d be at least someone there who’s job it is to “research” things to see if they’re to be banned or not.

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  • Grangle1@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, the Catholic Church is far less into the “Satanic Panic” idea that anything that mentions magic and stuff is evil and should be avoided than most Protestant Christian churches, especially the Evangelicals. Pretty much the only thing they consider sinful outright in the media is porn, otherwise you’re just advised to avoid stuff that influences you to commit other sins. This includes things like Baldur’s Gate 3. If it’s not influencing you to sin, it’s not a sin to play. Same with Harry Potter and other stuff like that. It’s just some extreme folks in the Church, influenced by the Evangelicals, who push the Satanic Panic farther than the Church officially teaches and give the Church a bad name in that regard. Lots of priests are sci-fi/fantasy/gamer nerds, and Tolkien (author of Lord of the Rings) was a faithful practicing Catholic.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Speaking of satanic panic, the biggest irony are those that denounce stuff like the Diablo or Doom series. You know, games were the player’s job is to literally destroy the forces of actual hell. Maybe killing demons with swords and shotguns is sinful?

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• interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But how many loli porn game ? Someone ask Valve to release the numbers…

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Zero. Because they don’t need a fake substitute.

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You must gather your congregation before venturing forth!

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• elekitty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Reference mateiral for when they release a BG3-style RPG starring Luce and friends.

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• Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m more surprised that it even got offered there. There’s some legal hurdles to clear for selling in a new country, and I guess, one of their distribution platforms decided it was worth it.

  I guess, the Vatican might not have a ton of laws, though…

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Vatican is essentially Italy, except when it goes against their interests

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    • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Interesting. I almost guessed that variant, too, but figured it would be a bit too wild for a country to auto-adopt most laws that another country implements. 🙃

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• poissonDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  • Could you please save and quit, your Holiness?

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  • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, dad, I need to kill Raphael!

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    • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That song goes hard though. Felt bad ending it.

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• Sunshine@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wonder if North Korea has some copies 👀

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pirated ones, probably, though I doubt anyone other than the dear leader is allowed to play, because “western propaganda”. Not like you’d have many people in there with a good PC anyway. Or even electricity.

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    • Grangle1@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It would probably also have to run on Red Star OS. It runs well enough on Linux with Proton, but would they have Proton?

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