Vital Statistics

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• 10_0@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t like that colour scheme

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  • Captain_Baka@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t like Penguinhub?

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor little British man

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    • 10_0@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Very British, fucking and getting fucked

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Palaeeudyptes klekowskii is an extinct penguin species of the penguin genus Palaeeudyptes Palaeeudyptes.

  Aaw. Guess no ridable penguins for me then.

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• TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wanna snuggle one

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The British man has veen socially conditioned not to show it…but he’d likely really appreciate it.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They stink at the zoo, but I bet if you locked me up in a cage and had money’s laugh at me with no respite I would stink to.

    Damn why does this sound like every job I have?

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• tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Proper massive innit

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• DoYouNot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  2m =/= 6’8"

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  • Kbobabob@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re right it’s 6.56168 feet. Who are these guys trying to fool?! 🔱

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve met a British man taller than that! This is all lies!

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True! Image

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It wouldn’t be The Guardian without a glaring mistake.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a shame the Irish didn’t have any Mega penguins

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Penglings?

  Pengwengs?

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could still win a fight against that mega penguin.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One, maybe, but penguins live in huge colonies.

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s the year

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