Cuttlefish

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• spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.” – rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How is that not a porn fetish yet

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh, somehow I doubt it isn’t.

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Standing in front of a mirror…for science

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s been about 30 mins now, any results?

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  • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … I… I’m a primary source…

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    RFK probably.

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• agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Date I ask for more context lol

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  • ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure these fish ejaculate whenever they see someone of the same species as them.

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    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      NOT FISH despite the name. Cephalopods are molluscs like snails! They are pretty smart and can have somewhat elaborate mating routines, and most species are somewhat careful about sperm sac delivery AFAIK. Lonely prisoners are not good behaviour models.

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Same

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you want a playlist?

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• EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    #1: Mortician

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• Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love your job too

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• Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dr. Dugong?

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