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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.” – rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How is that not a porn fetish yet

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, somehow I doubt it isn’t.

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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

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    • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Standing in front of a mirror…for science

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s been about 30 mins now, any results?

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    • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … I… I’m a primary source…

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    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      RFK probably.

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  • agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Date I ask for more context lol

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    • ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure these fish ejaculate whenever they see someone of the same species as them.

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      • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        NOT FISH despite the name. Cephalopods are molluscs like snails! They are pretty smart and can have somewhat elaborate mating routines, and most species are somewhat careful about sperm sac delivery AFAIK. Lonely prisoners are not good behaviour models.

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      • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Same

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do you want a playlist?

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  • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      #1: Mortician

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  • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love your job too

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  • Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr. Dugong?

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