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Cuttlefish
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/d0ab30e5-0ca3-4d73-9995-76b7b8a1e61e.jpeg
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lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Standing in front of a mirror…for science
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
It’s been about 30 mins now, any results?
Fleur_@lemm.ee 10 months ago
… I… I’m a primary source…
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
RFK probably.
agentshags@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Date I ask for more context lol
ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure these fish ejaculate whenever they see someone of the same species as them.
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
NOT FISH despite the name. Cephalopods are molluscs like snails! They are pretty smart and can have somewhat elaborate mating routines, and most species are somewhat careful about sperm sac delivery AFAIK. Lonely prisoners are not good behaviour models.
Zozano@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Same
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Do you want a playlist?
EvilBit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
#1: Mortician
Fleur_@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me
P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love your job too
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
Dr. Dugong?
spinne@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.” – rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
How is that not a porn fetish yet
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Oh, somehow I doubt it isn’t.