No Unyuns

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a stated end point not instructions.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would certainly explain the loud screaming

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s what folding@home was all about

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

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    • maniclucky@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes… but how?

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “33 lunar seconds”

  You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of block universe and my illusionary free will.

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    block universe

    Next up: Minecraft yoga

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.

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• fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The genital folding will continue until morale flexibility improves.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

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• RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently:

    Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.

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    • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.

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    • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on women doing yoga poses?

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