No Unyuns
Submitted 2 months ago by TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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toofpic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of block universe and my illusionary free will.
swab148@lemm.ee 2 months ago
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.
fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The genital folding will continue until
moraleflexibility improves.SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on women doing yoga poses?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s a stated end point not instructions.
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It would certainly explain the loud screaming
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s what folding@home was all about
dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.
maniclucky@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes… but how?