President on President Violence

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• Tixanou@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

  The cold war of 1715

  What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

  The 35 hours of the day

  It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

  Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

  … Yeah, he’s very intelligent, as you can see

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    But he’s right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view

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    • Tixanou@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I see where you’re coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn’t quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

    Where is the lie?

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  • kofe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I tried searching for these quotes cuz I’m dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real

    Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren’t real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      They’re likely translated, not literal. Might be harder to find, and some may be up to interpretation. I’m certainly not up to date on everything going on with him, so I can’t say.

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    • Tixanou@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for “nicolas maduro frases graciosas” or something

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  • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    So a Latin Donald Trump?

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    • Tixanou@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Kinda, yeah

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      These feel more akin to Bushisms.

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    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Milei has already claimed that title.

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  • SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    we’ll do like Jesus, and multiply the penises

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.

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• Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t know, I kinda like the implication that Nazis aren’t homo sapiens. And while being “homo” is certainly not bad, something tells me that Nazis wouldn’t enjoy being called a “Homo Nazi”.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They certainly don’t seem interested in beating the allegations. See also: nick fuentes and catboykami. Gavin mcinnes sodomizing himself on stream. Grindr in Milwaukee. Etc.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  When he’s right he’s right

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