Suddenly it all makes sense.
Submitted 3 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Important nipple addition in the drawing
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
It’s critical for the aerodynamics
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Like the headlights on a Nissan Leaf.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 months ago
IcansmellyourBundt@lemm.ee 3 months ago
First thing I thought when I saw it was that he looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld. 😂
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Real question: how is he so wildly deformed?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Idk if it’s true but I remember reading that it’s what happens when you take steroids but don’t work out, which I’m totally willing to believe without any proof because it’s 1000% something Elon Musk would do
OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
It seems like he is just puffing out his chest to hide his belly. Probably because he knew he was on camera.
Source: have beer belly
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
My inner conspiracy theory is that Elon made the Cybertruck’s shape while learning to use a modeling software, sent it to the engineers at Tesla and said “make this a car”.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 months ago
splines disabled.
KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Bro shaped like a deep breath.
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
I wish there was a single day that this fucker wasn’t in my feed, he thrives on attention and people are giving it to him
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The longer you look at that photo the weirder he looks.
aniki@lemmings.world 3 months ago
I finally got to see one of these in person! What a fucking dumb design… It’s not even aerodynamic!
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve actually seen a couple. It’s insane how they manage to look worse in person
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are a few in my town and it’s really hard not to stare as they go by, even after seeing them around a bit. I imagine a few accidents have happened by now because people can’t stop rubbernecking and going “Holy shit, it looks even stupider in real life!!” >> crash.
heroheman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Everyone: “Low poly Elon is not real” Low Poly Elon:
NABDad@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When you suck your fat gut in so hard your rib cage pops out.
SilentObserver@lemm.ee 3 months ago
“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal man!”
AtomicTacoSauce@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Both are equally gross.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When I was a kid, I would read (among other things) X-Men novels. Wolverine wasn’t as popular of a character back then, but he frequently featured prominently. A common descriptor for his character was “barrel chested.”
I never really knew what that meant before.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Both of my dogs are barrel-chested, so I understand the concept. My 18 pound chihuahua/dachshund mix has to wear a medium-sized harness because his chest is so big.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Weird “Moonwalker” vibes.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I try not to body shame people but wtf is that
nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Doing Steroids and not working out.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Huh, the more you know
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Will he die soon?
casmael@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Yeah
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Rob Liefeld did the character design
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is that why the feet are cropped out too?