I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
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Submitted 2 years ago by Dav09@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So real creatures from hell?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone… Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, “Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921.”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t see the difference.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don’t directly contribute to climate change.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also according to an angry Italians fanfic of hell, its not really that hot there either. Some little bits of it are, mostly revolving around people who were generally assholes in life, and a non-zero number of recently deceased (See the 14th century) popes the author had an axe to grind with.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 years ago
The heatwave left me Shell shocked
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah! That’s the ticket!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Chevron 2: Electric CO2
pyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
2 Exxon 2 Mobil