I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
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Submitted 2 months ago by Dav09@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So real creatures from hell?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone… Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, “Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921.”
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t see the difference.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don’t directly contribute to climate change.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also according to an angry Italians fanfic of hell, its not really that hot there either. Some little bits of it are, mostly revolving around people who were generally assholes in life, and a non-zero number of recently deceased (See the 14th century) popes the author had an axe to grind with.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 months ago
The heatwave left me Shell shocked
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah! That’s the ticket!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chevron 2: Electric CO2
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
2 Exxon 2 Mobil