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• JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  f.

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

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• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

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  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But… there aren’t bones in a hot-dog… oh wait, damn.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      negative. i am a meat popsicle.

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• Omega_Man@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dead, Dead, and Eddie

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• jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Härader. Stronger. Faster.

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The race is long And in the end, it’s only with yourself.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎶Everybody’s free (to take off their skin) 🎵

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• akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

  Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back

  Tom said “That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet”

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• apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

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• MumboJumbo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn’t evolution marvelous?

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• onwardknave@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’re not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

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• BlasphemicMantis@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  f.

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• Digital_man@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just Do it.

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  • kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or else.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

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• friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Laundry day waits for no man

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• ChexMax@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’ve been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you’re being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.

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• Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !captionthis@hilariouschaos.com

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• DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meat man

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• ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “F” is for

  !FLESH!!<

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• Bitflip@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get rid of them bones by beating your meat

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• uid0gid0@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro

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• Werbert@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  T-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons

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