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Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But… there aren’t bones in a hot-dog… oh wait, damn.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
negative. i am a meat popsicle.
Omega_Man@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dead, Dead, and Eddie
jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Härader. Stronger. Faster.
essell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The race is long And in the end, it’s only with yourself.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
🎶Everybody’s free (to take off their skin) 🎵
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.
Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back
Tom said “That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet”
apotheotic@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn’t evolution marvelous?
onwardknave@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
We’re not just mining data anymore. Facebook.
BlasphemicMantis@beehaw.org 10 months ago
f.
Digital_man@lemmy.one 10 months ago
Just Do it.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Or else.
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Animorphs: Biology Breakdown
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Laundry day waits for no man
ChexMax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you’ve been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you’re being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.
Maven@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Meat man
ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
“F” is for
!FLESH!!<
Bitflip@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Get rid of them bones by beating your meat
uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
f.