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Submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 4 months ago
swab148@lemm.ee 4 months ago
open source
You get to see her parents naked
daniyeg@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she’s owned by Microsoft)
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Developers developers developers!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And it’s this “Linux user’s girlfriend” in the room with us now?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Honey, can we watch Netflix?”
“Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel.”
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don’t give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there’s a way to edit spreadsheets.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!
snue@feddit.dk 4 months ago
this post assumes Linux users are men and objectifies women - not very cool :/
211@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I’m still wrapping my mind around how this even works. ATM I use Debian for my laptop, so now my husband (already knowing I’d support an open marriage if he wanted one) should be a free target for sexual harassment? Is that the joke?
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Also the other man is the active person while the girlfriend is passive and doesn’t have agency.
Also “having sex” turns fucking into a materialistic transaction instead of something you do together. According to marxist / leninist mythology that makes this a shitpost.
Oh right :D
helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 4 months ago
don’t forget to leave a star if you found the software useful
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This but not a joke.
drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Actually she’s copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?
drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
no but I’m public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Free as in beer though
Krafting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
non-commercial use only