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• drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually she’s copyleft, if a man fucks my GF then he also has to fuck me

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you cute? Can I jump straight to the source and skip the girlfriend?

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    • drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no but I’m public domain- you can rearrange my face if you want UwU

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Free as in beer though

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    • Krafting@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      non-commercial use only

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• Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• swab148@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  open source

  You get to see her parents naked

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• daniyeg@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  windows users when bill gates has sex with their girlfriend (she’s owned by Microsoft)

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Developers developers developers!

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And it’s this “Linux user’s girlfriend” in the room with us now?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One of my favorite quotes I heard in college came from a CS grad student: “I used to use Linux — until I got a girlfriend.”

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Honey, can we watch Netflix?”

      “Sure, just give me a minute. Just have to quickly recompile the kernel.”

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I made mine use Ubuntu because my house my rules. They don’t give a shit as long as Firefox opens and there’s a way to edit spreadsheets.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are you talking about? YOU are the Linux gf. Go wear your femboy socks!

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oooh yeah baby! Upload your dependencies to my repository!

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• snue@feddit.dk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this post assumes Linux users are men and objectifies women - not very cool :/

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  • 211@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m still wrapping my mind around how this even works. ATM I use Debian for my laptop, so now my husband (already knowing I’d support an open marriage if he wanted one) should be a free target for sexual harassment? Is that the joke?

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  • AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also the other man is the active person while the girlfriend is passive and doesn’t have agency.

    Also “having sex” turns fucking into a materialistic transaction instead of something you do together. According to marxist / leninist mythology that makes this a shitpost.

    Oh right :D

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• helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  don’t forget to leave a star if you found the software useful

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This but not a joke.

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