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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So why is there no skin? Different color eyes? My cheeks are not purely made of muscle.

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yea wheres the subcutaneous fat

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      • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This “person” is from LA. All that fat gets scraped out.

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    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The iris of your eye (the colored part) is a muscle that controls the size of the pupil (the black part that let’s light in). The muscles in your cheeks control the corners of your mouth, which I guess is why they’re all sunk in: no tension to hold the skin up.

      I’m not so sure about the accuracy of this picture either, maybe it was something else with a funny caption?

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      • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They are not just sunken in. We see the teeth, there is nothing left. As if they are made of 100 % muscle.

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    • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is skin. Just skin and bone would look like that

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      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You would still have cheek skin though

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  • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, you’d hope. Then I wouldn’t have to see myself in the mirror.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They were pretty arbitrary on what areas got skin flaps or not.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skipped face day bro.

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A reminder to drink water folks.

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  • Jyrdano@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.

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  • Tagger@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Goddammit if this awakens something in me

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    scp-096

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  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How it feels to wake up at 6 AM for a meeting

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • nnullzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like Rick Scott

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally a proper challenging wank!

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  • clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re extremely welcome

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  • blinks6517@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just the Greendale Human Being.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We could smash.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would be more like a clank with these facial features

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey baby, wanna clack out?

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  • cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bill Burr having a bad day.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      10/10 rating

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  • krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so lips are muscles but ears are not?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ears are mostly cartilage and skin.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d give it a muscle.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like to keep the skin on, please.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But it’s not edible!

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Octopode Archeologists 10 million years from now:

    Forensic archeologists have made an artistic rendition of bipedos aridus, which was the dominant species at the time. They are believed to be the creatures which created all of the plastic deposits vital to our modern economy, which they secreted as a waste product after consuming even more ancient petroleum pollutants.

    Their extinction was proven to be a consequence of this, as digestion of complex hydrocarbons had been proven in experiments to produce large amounts of CO2 and methane gas. This of course led to the Great Boiling, and the extinction of over 70% of our planet Hydos’ life at the time.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heartthrob, wow

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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