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Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not being able to pull off an assasination in a country where citizens can legally buy an assualt rifle must be an embarrasment in the history of assasins.

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    • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it was an incredibly close shot. looks like he coincidentally moved his head the exact moment the shot rang, if he hadn’t he would be gone. factors like windage also play a role. idk which outcome is worse.

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      • Dagamant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I also don’t know which outcome would be worse but I do know which one I really wanted in that moment.

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      • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Definitely this one. This just killed my hope that he loses again, and you know the Gravy Seals are going to step up their harassment and violence towards people - and that would have been true either way. At least with the other outcome he doesn’t get in.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Assuming it was actually the bullet that injured his ear, and not the 10 secret service guys wrestling a 78 year old man to the ground.

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      • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No it wasn’t. He has zero injuries. It could even been a shard of glass on the stage. Stages are dirty fucking things that no one cleans once they are up.

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      • Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s why you aim for the torso, center of mass, smh, frfr

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Like a real life Day of the Jackal.

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      assualt

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      • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s a lesser known manufacturer, but a hit at gun shows.

        /J

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And all the pellets hit abe and no bystanders

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    • sushibowl@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Abe was shot from just a few meters away though. Hard to miss at that distance (well, one would think. The assassin missed his first shot).

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      • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        still he didn’t make a cheap piece of junk

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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …goddamn. I am conservative but this is top tier memeage. And he is okay so… I think we can all have a laugh! 😂 Very funny. 👍🏻

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No matter what side you’re on, this is the funniest fucken meme I’ve seen in a while.

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  • weeeeum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, it was a point blank shot, and there wasn’t secret service up the ass everywhere.

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait

    What’s going on…?

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    • brandon@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There was a shooting at a Trump rally. Details are still being released. The meme is referencing the successful assassination of Shinzo Abe a couple years ago.

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      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Were people hurt?? Ffs America

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      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fun fact: this will be the 34th mass shooting in the month of July in the US. This qualifies as a mass shooting because there were 4 casualties.

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There needs to be a period or lime break between “in a cave” and “with a box of scrap”

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know it was a typo, but a lime break does sound great. Maybe a gin rickey?

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      • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I like the way you think

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  • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Tetsuya in zhe Japanese dictionary means:

    徹夜 - てつや - 🇬🇧staying up all night

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    • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A not-so-fun fact: The Tetsuya in his name is actually 徹也. Just a coincidence that it sounds the same as “staying up all night”. Fun coincidence though.

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      • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good to know, I’m still learning Japanese

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      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My wife and her cousin both have the name Hiroko, but the kanji is different so they’re different names. It’s like Lewis and Louis, or Stuart and Stewart. Anglophones seem to have a hard time grasping that, despite it being quite common in English

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He also killed a shitty ex president everybody hated; more like killing george bush. Like if an Iraq war vet killed George Bush or Dick Cheney tomorrow the entire US would probably say the same thing.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ??? Abe was crazy popular. He didn’t even get got for his political stances, but rather his support for the Moonies.

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      • suction@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He wasn’t popular outside of Japan.

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  • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The difference is that Tetesuya was able to kill the PM because he did it at point blank range.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy shit that whole thing was only like, three weeks ago? Feels like two months.

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