Apple

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

  “Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I dated Apple back in college.

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• HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shit, and here I’ve getting it manually the whole. Now I know.

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  • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why compile your own when you can just download?

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Risk of viruses.

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gentoo users whenthe

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hehe… Loads.

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  • L0wded_@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OH NAAAH

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• Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “well mister tim, i do also download cum”

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• Delta_V@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  guess that’s why they’re into appeasing dick taters

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• kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum

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• Coach@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tim Cook be like

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Duh, it’s the internet

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• ByteMe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What does it say?

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    60 billion cum downloads

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    • ByteMe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I mean, what was it supposed to say

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• Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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