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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LodeMike@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

    “Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think I dated Apple back in college.

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  • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit, and here I’ve getting it manually the whole. Now I know.

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    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why compile your own when you can just download?

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Risk of viruses.

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      • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        gentoo users whenthe

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hehe… Loads.

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    • L0wded_@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OH NAAAH

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “well mister tim, i do also download cum”

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  • Delta_V@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    guess that’s why they’re into appeasing dick taters

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  • kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum

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  • Coach@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tim Cook be like

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Duh, it’s the internet

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  • ByteMe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What does it say?

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      60 billion cum downloads

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      • ByteMe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, I mean, what was it supposed to say

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  • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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