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Anons wife hosts a pool party

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gemini24601@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can’t handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood

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      • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        man has issue with woman therefore he’s an incel

        Bruh why is this always the go to?

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  • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why have a pool at all

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    • rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.

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      • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At that point it’s an open sky toilet.

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      • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.

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      • prex@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

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      • lemmingnosis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right? To each their own, but if I had a pool, I’d be inviting friends and family over to enjoy it all the time. I bet those kids had a blast and made some fun memories.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Anon has ocd

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    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tbh, I think I get it. Some people really get off on maintaining something in pristine condition. This is like an extremely expensive Bonsai tree or rock garden.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same reason my wife wants at least 80m² of living space despite spending her time sitting on the corner of one chair looking at her phone : it feels nice to know you have it.

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      • MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        80m² = 860ft² for those of us in countries who perpetuate inferior measurement systems.

        860ft² is extremely small compared to the average American home of 2,480ft².

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  • halykthered@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NO SWIM ONLY SKIM

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      On the internet, nobody knows that you’re a pool drain.

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    on 4chan has a pool hosts a party

    Im sure this one is true

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    • ManixT@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You forgot “has wife” 😁

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you’re a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.

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    • willya@lemmyf.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re on 4chan for a reason.

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  • skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “why aren’t you socializing, anon”.

    Because you go on 4chan.

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you poop in the bath tub after the other kids bully you sweet ums

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