Why have a pool at all
Anons wife hosts a pool party
Submitted 5 months ago by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 5 months ago
For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
At that point it’s an open sky toilet.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.
prex@aussie.zone 5 months ago
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Right? To each their own, but if I had a pool, I’d be inviting friends and family over to enjoy it all the time. I bet those kids had a blast and made some fun memories.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Anon has ocd
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Tbh, I think I get it. Some people really get off on maintaining something in pristine condition. This is like an extremely expensive Bonsai tree or rock garden.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Same reason my wife wants at least 80m² of living space despite spending her time sitting on the corner of one chair looking at her phone : it feels nice to know you have it.
MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 5 months ago
80m² = 860ft² for those of us in countries who perpetuate inferior measurement systems.
860ft² is extremely small compared to the average American home of 2,480ft².
halykthered@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
NO SWIM ONLY SKIM
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
On the internet, nobody knows that you’re a pool drain.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 5 months ago
on 4chan has a pool hosts a party
Im sure this one is true
ManixT@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You forgot “has wife” 😁
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you’re a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.
willya@lemmyf.uk 5 months ago
They’re on 4chan for a reason.
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
“why aren’t you socializing, anon”.
Because you go on 4chan.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Did you poop in the bath tub after the other kids bully you sweet ums
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can’t handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 months ago
Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bruh why is this always the go to?