Anons wife hosts a pool party

Comments

• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can’t handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.

  source

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood

    source

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      man has issue with woman therefore he’s an incel

      Bruh why is this always the go to?

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why have a pool at all

  source

  • rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.

    source

    • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At that point it’s an open sky toilet.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
    • prex@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      source
  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

    source

    • lemmingnosis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      source
  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right? To each their own, but if I had a pool, I’d be inviting friends and family over to enjoy it all the time. I bet those kids had a blast and made some fun memories.

    source
  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon has ocd

    source
  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tbh, I think I get it. Some people really get off on maintaining something in pristine condition. This is like an extremely expensive Bonsai tree or rock garden.

    source
  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same reason my wife wants at least 80m² of living space despite spending her time sitting on the corner of one chair looking at her phone : it feels nice to know you have it.

    source

    • MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      80m² = 860ft² for those of us in countries who perpetuate inferior measurement systems.

      860ft² is extremely small compared to the average American home of 2,480ft².

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• halykthered@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NO SWIM ONLY SKIM

  source

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the internet, nobody knows that you’re a pool drain.

    source
• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  on 4chan has a pool hosts a party

  Im sure this one is true

  source

  • ManixT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot “has wife” 😁

    source
• MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you’re a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.

  source

  • willya@lemmyf.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re on 4chan for a reason.

    source
• skeptomatic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “why aren’t you socializing, anon”.

  Because you go on 4chan.

  source
• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you poop in the bath tub after the other kids bully you sweet ums

  source