Did you lock your front door when you left home today?

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• the_beber@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don‘t worry guys, I‘ve already checked yours.

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  • WIPocket@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, was it locked?

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    • MHanak@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but i locked them for you

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    • the_beber@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but not for me (:

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• cordlord@eviltoast.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I’m not leaving!

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fantastic! I hope you have a great day!

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• Guadin@k.fe.derate.me ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You little shit...

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• Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I’m a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?

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    • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty much never lock the house. Unless we’re inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason.

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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can you post your address please

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    • NoneYa@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

      Promise you won’t rob me? Pinky swear?

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Both of you to assume I ever leave my house

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good!

    I don’t have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed

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    • martinbasic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t have a hairdryer

      …that you can remember.

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m paranoid and check the locks at least 2 times by jiggling the doorknobs before leaving. I also look back at the garage door as I drive away to make sure it doesn’t open again (for whatever reason) until it’s out of my sight.

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glad ro hear that you take care!

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice try criminal won’t single my house out that easily

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• anhkagi@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yes i do

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Excellent, have a lovely day!

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    • anhkagi@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank you !

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I didn’t lock it, someone else will. Yep, I still live with my family.

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I rarely touch the regular doors, I go out through the garage.

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But did you lock the garage?

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    • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just use the garage door opener, so sorta.

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• TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Primary residence, the door is never locked. Even when travelling out of the country, it’s open. In a city of 3m+ people.

  Other houses in less desirable countries have automatic locks. When the door closes, it locks. Garage door and front doors on internet control to open and verify status.

  I have not used a physical key or worried about door locks for almost 20 years now.

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same here. I never lock my house.

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• fridgenoise@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice try, I never lock the door

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• corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’ll be fine, I trained Jaws to return home after eating.

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