Pro tip: Get them started early by drinking during pregnancy.
Cheers!
Submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Dasnap@lemmy.world 4 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Blyat Tips
dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Based.
best_username_ever@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
A few times ago, I was drinking beer in the street in front of an American coworker. He was a bit shocked and I said “of course you can drink wherever you want, it’s the land of the free!” and I loled. I thank the internet for teaching me about weird customs all around the world. The end.
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I didn’t learn about that law until my 21st birthday. To me having a glass of coniac especially on special occasions was pretty normal. We also had red wine with pasta, and martinis when my parents decided to break out the shaker. Oddly enough I don’t really drink alcohol outside of social settings now and even then I drink the same glass over the course of hours.
ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Who knew, you can establish a healthy relationship with alcohol with your kids if you don’t treat it like some Forbidden fruit.
Fades@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Who knew drinking alcohol when the brain is still very much in development is totally healthy!!!
Oh wait
can@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Exactly, I really wish I had drank a bit more before moving out. I would have made way less of a fool of myself once I did. Only bright side is we were all fools and amazingly I wasn’t the biggest one.
far_university1990@feddit.de 4 months ago
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
The legal drinking age here in Finland is 18, and feels weird how it is 21 in USA.
Laser@feddit.org 4 months ago
German here with similar laws to yours, though wine and beer legal with 16: legal age of 21 is in line with experts’ recommendations regarding brain development, however it’s questionable if this approach achieves the goal. If you want to discourage teenage drinking, make it unappealing, not illegal; but then we might have to acknowledge that we have an industry that heavily profits from a risky substance that puts a huge burden on society (several billion in damages each year) and we might have to regulate some aspects instead of just blaming the unfortunate people who got screwed over.
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
That sounds super late indeed. Teens will always drink, I think it’s better they can do it in a safe place instead of a forest with a bottle of vodka they got somewhere.
Aux@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Getting totally wasted in a forest on cheap beer mixed with antihistamines and vodka was the best thing as a teen!
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Weirdly, it’s 5 in the UK. But you can’t buy it until you’re 18.
Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Is no one going to say anything about the cups, those are awesome!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Macklemore: pissssssssssssssssss
ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 4 months ago
kek
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Northeastern Italians: pathetic
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Teach them to drink responsibly while they still want to hang out with you when you’re drinking. Prohibition until 21 just encourages binge drinking.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Can confirm. I grew up in the Carribean and I was allowed to drink beer and wine at a very young age. My mother taught me how to drink. I was definitely prepubescent, which is important because I hit puberty at ten, when she explained that drinking can make you feel sick and that if I felt my nose feel funny I needed to stop and drink water.
Binge drinking and being fall down drunk is seen a something stupid, embarrassing, and something that only alcoholics do. I still find it strange and embarrassing when I see people racing to unconsciousness. What is the point of being blackout drunk before 9:00pm? We used to party until the sun came out, then we’d get breakfast and go to bed.
dingus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What do you mean about the nose feeling funny thing?
Fades@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What the fuck? Prohibition until 21 keeps developing brains from being damaged
…harvard.edu/…/alcohol-harms-the-brain-in-teen-ye…
skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 4 months ago
TassieTosser@aussie.zone 4 months ago
A glass once in a while isn’t going to harm thier development and will teach them that alcohol is to be enjoyed responsibly in moderation. No one is saying get shitfaced with your kids.