Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”
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Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 10 months ago
nathanjent@programming.dev 10 months ago
It’s a canoe rental in the town of Laundromat Bingo at the intersection of Tanning Avenue and Notary Lane
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
when your canoe rental is really going for the SEO
negativenull@lemmy.world 10 months ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?
Worker: That would be aisle 6.
Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could content on ‘furry gods’?
Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.
kinsnik@lemmy.world 10 months ago
for when you want to rock a Jesus’ cosplay?
Adramis@midwest.social 10 months ago
NGL I assumed ‘Tanning’ meant tanning hides, not a tanning booth.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ditto. I’m not even entirely convinced that they don’t have a taxidermy service stuffed in there with their bait shop and canoe rental.
The owner is the type of guy that you can ask him for anything and he’ll give you a price.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
…so it used to be pretty common in small towns (pre-walmart mainstreet USA) for hardware stores to include a toy department, usually downstairs in the basement, much like how drugstores typically did double-duty as lunch counters…
…the small town where i went to college, though, enjoyed a stereo/mattress/ski shop, and i never wrapped my head around that combination…one of the local grocery stores (pre-hypermarket) also had a full computer department; the most well-appointed amiga retailer i’d ever seen, replete with rendering hardware and video equipment…
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 10 months ago
im so sick of this chain. its like all you see now is this dunkin and subway.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How you know you live in a really small and remote town.
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
They should name that shop Potpourri.
HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They should sell that too.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
They do, just couldn’t fit it on the sign
Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The “tanning notary” is a package.
EatATaco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.
Katana314@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!
MechaGrima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
we have everything you’d find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals… hell even laundromats.