Anon loves his firetruck

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• ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon needs to sit straight when taking screenshots

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    be me average 4chan user love reading and sharing greentext stories take screenshots of the best ones to save for later notice one day that a screenshot seems slightly tilted think it’s just my imagination days pass, more screenshots seem off angles get worse, barely noticeable but there try rotating my phone, doesn’t help open screenshots on my computer, same issue post about it on /x/, get mocked and called a noob start getting obsessed, checking old screenshots they’re fine, only the new ones are tilted spend hours comparing, measuring angles no logical explanation start losing sleep, seeing the tilt in my dreams one morning, wake up entire room looks tilted try to walk, stumble and fall everything feels off, can’t tell which way is up go outside, world looks upside down panic, try to grab onto something stable people staring at me like I’m crazy feel like I’m in a nightmare rush back inside, lock the door look at my screenshots, they’re completely upside down can’t take it anymore hear voices whispering from my computer see my reflection in the monitor, it’s me but inverted screen goes black, then a new message appears: Welcome to your new reality scream, try to shut down the computer power button doesn’t work, can’t unplug it everything in my apartment starts spinning fall to the floor, clutching my head voices getting louder, can’t think straight world fades to black wake up in a padded room nurses say I’ve been here for weeks try to explain, they don’t believe me only allowed a pen and paper draw greentext arrows on the walls, but they all look tilted

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  • imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Much like corn, it was crop rotation

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    • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The top right corner is darker than the top left corner, I’m guessing that is a photo of a screen

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    • olosta@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A way to fool anti repost filters maybe.

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    • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a new Windows 11 feature. If you press Ctrl+Shift+Alt+L it will let you rotate your windows for more flexible placement on screen.

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  • Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’d you grab a protractor or some shit? Making me trip out over here.

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• drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  be me

  get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

  dad wakes me up for drive to school

  pass school

  “dad where are we going”

  “my friends want to meet you anon”

  pull up to schoolmate’s house

  it’s on fire

  the firefighters are there

  get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

  get to see a real fire truck

  mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    go to visit my dad in prison

    he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

    I hide it in my firetruck

    give him the firetruck

    he hides the firetruck in his ass

    all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

    he builds a prison gang drug empire

    he has everyone that laughed at him killed

    now my firetruck smells funny

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• SorteKanin@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon lives his dad.

  FTFY

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck!

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh great, now I wanna fuck a firetruck.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HONK HONK

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ngl, I still have the fire truck I got when I was five.

  Only reason I didn’t become a fireman was getting convinced I could do stuff in nursing that I was better at and help more people than I would as a mediocre fireman.

  I dunno if it was true or not, but it ended up relatively good overall, so I ain’t mad.

  But shit, I got to ride in the trucks a few times anyway. My uncle was a volunteer fireman in the next town over, so as a kid I got rides when things were slow. Even went a few times as an adult on actual calls, though that wasn’t supposed to happen lol.

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just as long as you enjoy what you’re doing. Hope you enjoy your career in nursing.

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t care if this is “fake” not “gay”, it is wholesome.

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