Evolution sucks

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• lzbz@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horses were tiny back then Image

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay but why is the first one on the right?

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, it’s in sequence from the current one to the previous ones. We traced backwards through time.

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  • lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wait they were so cute

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    • Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Miniature horses are a thing today Image

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why the troll face at the bottom

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who tf came up with those names?

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    • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Greek speakers, mostly

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then there’s the recent wussification of horses, from wild western horses that’d charge around carrying gun toting hoodlums of all sorts, to the present day where they clop slowly along the road where you have to pass wide and slow on the offchance that you’ll totally freak them out.

    Even military horses aren’t much better. A pile of bricks fell over in London a few weeks ago and a bunch of guards’ horses threw their riders and galloped across the city in blind panic. I bet the ones that carry those dual timps are taking the right piss out of them back at the stables.

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Equus

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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’ve ever lived with a bird, you know the size waned but the terror only grew

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  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love both of mine, but damn do they not quit hahaha

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    except for pidgeons, who are entirely satisfied with the development and demand more seeb and scritches

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    • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll accept that. The exception that proves the rule. Never met a pigeon that I didn’t like

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  • Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta remind you they’re dinosaurs.

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol I was expecting this to be the last panel

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  • Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Avenging their ancestors.

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• retrospectology@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think about this when I see kiwi birds running and doing mighty kiwi roars at the sky.

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  • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Evolution was so scared of me it made me flightless to avoid global annihilation.”

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  • boogetyboo@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … Do you have footage of this?

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    • retrospectology@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8SdqOT_no0

      Behold the Kiwi, true heir to the throne of the dinosaurs!

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most of the big guys died off while the little guys flourished. Being big and requiring more energy to survive is not necessarily better.

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• Haagel@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Devolution confirmed

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• BlasphemicMantis@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Evolution means “Survival of the fittest”. In English we use “Fit” when we mean strong or enduring. This is very wrong in the scientific context where the word originates.

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  • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    same word, multiple meaning.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How I hated them in ark…

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