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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨hypertown@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

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    • aodhsishaj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speak for yourself

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      • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

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    • Shadowedcross@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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      • AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She put a bag on my head

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    • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know, have you even tried?

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I bet you’re not even gona fap to that

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      • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wouldn't go that far.

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      • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We get it, you’re not Jewish.

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  • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I volunteer as tribute

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    • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But why ;-;

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…

    For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think this is the kind of sensational I at headline I can get behind.

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering

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      • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I… was not. But, thank you.

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  • daltotron@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend

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    • iiGxC@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Buttholes are usually pretty strong already

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  • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    new bottom surgery just dropped

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  • proper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    just gonna upvote and see myself out

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a Reductress article.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      apparently it’s real reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Wench Revolution

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  • molten@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teeth as told by Parisians

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    La Blue Girl vibes.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vive my pants

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