This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
French revolution
Submitted 5 months ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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flicker@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I volunteer as tribute
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But why ;-;
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…
For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
I think this is the kind of sensational I at headline I can get behind.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I… was not. But, thank you.
daltotron@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Buttholes are usually pretty strong already
CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
new bottom surgery just droppedproper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
just gonna upvote and see myself out
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s a Reductress article.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
apparently it’s real reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
*Wench Revolution
molten@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Teeth as told by Parisians
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
La Blue Girl vibes.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Vive my pants
Norgur@fedia.io 5 months ago
I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
aodhsishaj@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Speak for yourself
Norgur@fedia.io 5 months ago
That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
She put a bag on my head
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How do you know, have you even tried?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I bet you’re not even gona fap to that
Norgur@fedia.io 5 months ago
I wouldn't go that far.
Senseless@feddit.de 5 months ago
Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We get it, you’re not Jewish.