The second matchup of the tournament

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do I have treats for the wolf?

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• RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would choose wolves because i have experience with dogs which are close enough to wolves

  I am inexperienced with gorillas or any other primate

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    or any other primate

    You’ve never encounter other humans?

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    • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re inexperienced with them

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• Seraph@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably wolf.

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• WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there gonna be a loser’s bracket for this tournament?

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• ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what are you doing out here alone, Moon-moon?

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wolf 100%. It’s without its pack and I’d have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.

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  • Palerider@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

    Or it’d just rip your throat out…

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why all this violence?

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people…

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• Willy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  rabid coyote vs hungry tiger

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    HYDROGEN BOMB

    VERSUS

    COUGHING BABY

    GO!!!

    cough… cough

    massive explosion

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …did the baby win?

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• Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BBROROOO

  KING KONG

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But the question wasn’t if we’d rather be trapped with a bear or man, but rather if who we would like to meet in a forest randomly.

  Wolf is the best option.

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• Pinecone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All these answers about potentially killing the other party just makes the bear answer so logically stupid in every situation. No human could fight a bear but if a woman needed to kill a man it would be a much more believable scenario.

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Both would be skittish if you stand your ground but judging by size, one would probably be easier to convince to leave you alone.

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