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Screw Uber!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering “hell yeah sister”.

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    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We're all brothers on this blessed day

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      • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s okay, it’s the gender-neutral of form of the word ‘brother.’ You know, like ‘dude.’

      But I’m also sure he’ll accommodate your simple request as long as you’re not a narc.

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      • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have a proposal…

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      • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cool, I’ll get the strapon!

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

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  • Superfool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.

    Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?

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    • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think they mean that’s for the client. I’d rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.

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      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.”

    “Hell yeah, brother!”

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  • NGC2346@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings”

    " Hell yeah brother !"

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He didn’t say he would do anything you say. Just that he’d agree with it.

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      • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Based off the Firebird owners I’ve seen… he’d do it.

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  • qbus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.

    Mo-et-ley Cr-ewe

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.

      – Vince Neil

      vanityfair.com/…/motley-crues-vince-neil-is-final…

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s great, thanks for sharing

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      • Danquebec@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How does the band pronounce it?

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  • meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If she drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire bud, there’s a pretty descent chance she’s gonna fuck your whole life up

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  • bquintb@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone needs a friend like Todd

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    • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I got a bro like that. During the summer we like to drive around the city with a 6 pack of beer. We end the drive after I we each had 3 beers. Sometimes people drive better while drunk.

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know this is satire, but part of me is afraid that it might not be.

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    • hikikoma@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      afraid excited

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      • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You do you.

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Screwber

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Screwber

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  • Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I’m driving.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.

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