Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!
Screw Uber!
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺
Superfool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.
Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?
nyctre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think they mean that’s for the client. I’d rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
“Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.”
“Hell yeah, brother!”
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings”
" Hell yeah brother !"
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He didn’t say he would do anything you say. Just that he’d agree with it.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Based off the Firebird owners I’ve seen… he’d do it.
qbus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.
Mo-et-ley Cr-ewe
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.
– Vince Neil
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s great, thanks for sharing
bquintb@midwest.social 1 year ago
Everyone needs a friend like Todd
cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I got a bro like that. During the summer we like to drive around the city with a 6 pack of beer. We end the drive after I we each had 3 beers. Sometimes people drive better while drunk.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know this is satire, but part of me is afraid that it might not be.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Screwber
recapitated@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Screwber
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I’m driving.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’d book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering “hell yeah sister”.
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 year ago
We're all brothers on this blessed day
Neato@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Speak for yourself!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s okay, it’s the gender-neutral of form of the word ‘brother.’ You know, like ‘dude.’
But I’m also sure he’ll accommodate your simple request as long as you’re not a narc.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I have a proposal…
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Cool, I’ll get the strapon!