Gotta get on that grindset

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• Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For $250000 I’m totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won’t be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Y’all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?

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  • Vent@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout

    Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bullshit. He’d never say “I’m sorry.”

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I’m sorry that you didn’t like it”

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I’ll show him mine.

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ill sneak a peak for free

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• BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.

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  • scrion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure, here you go:

    businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-fligh…

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the company paid

      Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”

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    • ji17br@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve only ever heard it called jive

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      not anymore

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Excuse me it was a pony

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  • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A clean pony for PP transaction

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  • vine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He showed her a pony?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No no, a pony’s penis

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Commodifing sexual harrasment, yay! 😎

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does he have a magnum dong or is this an “emperor’s new clothes” kinda thing?

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Didn’t he offer a horse or something?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stau gold, Ponyboy

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s

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