Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Rate me, dudes
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
… fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet
Quexotic@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!”
JoShmoe@ani.social 10 months ago
Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.
variants@possumpat.io 10 months ago
You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again
Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tysm!!!
Bonehead@kbin.social 10 months ago
I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You liar.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The user name adds so much value to the comment
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I think my phone is broken.
xlash123@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You need to swipe harder for it to work
serpineslair@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t get it, where are the boobs?
Blyfh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have enabled the “swipe to upvote” gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!
elfin8er@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂
modifier@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.
Toldry@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Same for me on Thunder