Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Rate me, dudes
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…
Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 months ago
… fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet
Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 months ago
I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!”
JoShmoe@ani.social 8 months ago
Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.
variants@possumpat.io 8 months ago
You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again
Burninator05@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tysm!!!
Bonehead@kbin.social 8 months ago
I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You liar.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The user name adds so much value to the comment
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I think my phone is broken.
xlash123@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You need to swipe harder for it to work
serpineslair@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t get it, where are the boobs?
Blyfh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have enabled the “swipe to upvote” gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!
elfin8er@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂
modifier@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.
Toldry@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Same for me on Thunder