Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
It’s physically impossible, try it
Submitted 2 years ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 years ago
I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
[deleted]SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.
I still do, but I used to as well.
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So leave
s_s@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Who shit my pants?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s right, why wouldn’t he
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Because the first person tricked into peeing his pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 years ago
That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
pid and chit.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You have to try to shit yourself?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.
I challenge you to a shit-off.
PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Redditors amirite?!
go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Worse than those damn 9gaggers
Izzgo@kbin.social 2 years ago
classic trolling
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 years ago
“This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.
nifty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of piss right now I bet you’re feeling really stupid right now.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
An easy experiment? Maybe.
One worth attempting? Probably not.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…