It’s physically impossible, try it

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• DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down

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    • Sharkwellington@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”

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    • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!

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    • MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of piss right now I bet you’re feeling really stupid right now.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      An easy experiment? Maybe.

      One worth attempting? Probably not.

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why are you posting

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why?

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ugh this app is becoming unusable

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.

      I still do, but I used to as well.

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    • Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So leave

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  • s_s@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who shit my pants?

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like how the second guy has more upvotes.

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s right, why wouldn’t he

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because the first person tricked into peeing his pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      pid and chit.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You have to try to shit yourself?

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.

      I challenge you to a shit-off.

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• PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Redditors amirite?!

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    M’reddit tips sombrero

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      M’lemming tips tricorne

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  • go_go_gadget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Worse than those damn 9gaggers

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• Izzgo@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  classic trolling

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