Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
It’s physically impossible, try it
Submitted 1 year ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
[deleted]SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.
I still do, but I used to as well.
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So leave
s_s@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Who shit my pants?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s right, why wouldn’t he
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because the first person tricked into peeing his pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
pid and chit.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You have to try to shit yourself?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.
I challenge you to a shit-off.
PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Redditors amirite?!
go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Worse than those damn 9gaggers
Izzgo@kbin.social 1 year ago
classic trolling
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 year ago
“This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of piss right now I bet you’re feeling really stupid right now.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
An easy experiment? Maybe.
One worth attempting? Probably not.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…