Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
It’s physically impossible, try it
Submitted 7 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
ugh this app is becoming unusable
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.
I still do, but I used to as well.
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So leave
s_s@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Who shit my pants?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
Korne127@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He’s right, why wouldn’t he
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Because the first person tricked into peeing his pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 months ago
That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 months ago
pid and chit.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You have to try to shit yourself?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.
I challenge you to a shit-off.
PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Redditors amirite?!
go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Worse than those damn 9gaggers
Izzgo@kbin.social 7 months ago
classic trolling
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 7 months ago
“This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”
TeddE@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.
nifty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of piss right now I bet you’re feeling really stupid right now.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
An easy experiment? Maybe.
One worth attempting? Probably not.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…