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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shaving assistant Pro+

  Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Measuring refractive index of various bald men

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HeadArm

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Head bonking machine circa 1950.

  In a landmark study, scientists determined that the effects of repeated blows to the head are more physical than psychological and maybe associated with negative health outcomes.

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• survivalmachine@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steve Harvey implicated in recent fake Mars photo scandal.

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Application process for engraving identification number onto Amazon’s indentured servants.

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• foiledAgain@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a hot dog

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a machine for slapping bald people’s heads. truly no job is sacred anymore

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  world’s first selfie stick. It went through many iterations before reaching market approval.

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• starlord@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And you’re sure it’ll be natural looking?

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• starlord@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  freeze frame “So you’re probably wondering how I got here…”

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• MalReynolds@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Auto-phrenologist.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the as-seen-on-tv Receding Hairline Tracker was a giant flop.

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• starlord@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hold really still…

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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steve Harvey will take any gig.

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• Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Onlyfans users gain a new appreciation for a new fetish: head pics

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gorillaz home music video (behind the scenes)

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I could see it lol

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has science gone too far?

  One migraine treatment experiment recipient says “OW! hey, what the fuck are you doing?!”

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• nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “And this is the machine that I use to attach lasers to the heads of cafeteria worker so that they may crush my enemies. Would you to see the different lengths of wire that I used to make it?”

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• starlord@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can feel it working!

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have read the PP and TOS better, before subscribing and they tattooed a QR code with LASER on my head

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The contraption my fucking coworker awakes in after asking me to change his email signature for the eighth time.

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