Caesar

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did he have a magnumus dongus?

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He had a Biggus Dickus

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    • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Quite the colossal cockus

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    • sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He has a wife, you know

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Velikus tičus

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That guy invented the salad?

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

  I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

  I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean… those glasses on his face look awfully modern too…

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.

      I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My god, he’s beautiful.

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Peak masculine beauty

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• rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So they had glasses back then.

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• siderealyear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Et tu, rum ham?

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  • ZMonster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I’m giving this guy a handjob under the table.

    Brutus: She’s mashing it.

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• radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t listen to that Frank, it’s a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the serial killer meme all over again

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