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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ing

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did he have a magnumus dongus?

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He had a Biggus Dickus

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      • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Quite the colossal cockus

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      • sjmarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He has a wife, you know

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Velikus tičus

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That guy invented the salad?

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

    I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

    I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean… those glasses on his face look awfully modern too…

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.

        I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My god, he’s beautiful.

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    • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Peak masculine beauty

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  • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So they had glasses back then.

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  • siderealyear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Et tu, rum ham?

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    • ZMonster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I’m giving this guy a handjob under the table.

      Brutus: She’s mashing it.

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  • radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t listen to that Frank, it’s a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the serial killer meme all over again

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