If it’s not haunted then why is it sweating?
They say nothing about bedbugs.
Submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 months ago
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
That’s not sweat it’s ectopl… I mean… Huh, must be humid I guess.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
That’s exactly what a haunted chair would say
nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Cushion is 85% farts
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No extra charge for those!
rbn@feddit.ch 7 months ago
In German it’s even funnier if you translate haunted with “besessen” as it means “occupied by bad souls” and “being sit on” at the same time.
Gork@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.
stoly@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ooh. Rainy chair!
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 7 months ago
Yeah, well, if it’s not haunted then, why have you gagged it?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It knows things.
Gakomi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))
PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I’d take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you
damndotcommie@lemmy.basedcount.com 7 months ago
Is neither an option here?
dojan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.