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They say nothing about bedbugs.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll take ghosts over bedbugs any day.

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  • Sabin10@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it’s not haunted then why is it sweating?

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not sweat it’s ectopl… I mean… Huh, must be humid I guess.

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s exactly what a haunted chair would say

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    • nothingcorporate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I know very few things in this world, but that chair is definitely haunted.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cushion is 85% farts

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No extra charge for those!

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  • rbn@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In German it’s even funnier if you translate haunted with “besessen” as it means “occupied by bad souls” and “being sit on” at the same time.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Best way to kill all the bedbugs is to take a flamethrower to it.

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  • stoly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ooh. Rainy chair!

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  • ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, well, if it’s not haunted then, why have you gagged it?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It knows things.

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  • Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To be fair if they had to mention not hunted I have a feeling that bedbugs might not be a bed deal if that is all that is wrong with it :))

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bedbugs are always a bad deal. I’d take jizz-soaked over bedbugs any day.

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      • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Based on the edge of that cushion, I have some good news for you

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      • damndotcommie@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is neither an option here?

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