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Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok let’s do it for real then:

  Someone once said to me, "I have to go to the capital of the house, and please do not be wise for the vessel of the Beita. She said, “Wise, with a finger and a ram.” B’Tselem ‘L’ on her forehead.

  Well, the years draw and don’t always stop Full of rules and I’m on the road There is no point in living without joy Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened There’s a lot to do, a lot to see What’s wrong with taking the hidden alleys? You won’t know if you won’t go You will not shine if you do not shine

  Oh now, you are a star god Take the game, prepare a player Oh now, you’re a rock star Make a show, take a salary

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It do be like that, fellow star god.

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  • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your intelligence is wise, but your head is weakened

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  • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is way better than the OP.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you end your lines with double space your new lines won’t be eaten.

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah I tried that but the separate quote blocks looked weird so I undid it

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      • yuri@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you gotta do like:

        >big long quote
        \
        \
        more quote down here

        and it looks like:

        big long quote
        
        more quote down here

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right in the feels. 😭

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sigh

  Look man. I’m pretty sure everybody already knew this going in. It’s like going to a pro wrestling show, and proudly declairing it to be a fake sham of a specticle.

  We all just want to see 20 midgets attack a bullfighter waving a red flag, while we eat nachos and drink beers.

  Let us have our fun, alright?

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, fuck right off. That BS attitude is a big part of what killed reddit. Fake shit that tries to pass itself off as real is lame as fuck and insulting. With pro wrestling or plays or movies, you go in expecting it to be fake. It doesn’t really matter if the wrestlers don’t have any beef, you still get to see 20 midgets attacking a bullfighter. The lie is just the set up, not the main event. But shit like this post? The lie is the entire thing. Take it away and you just have someone’s shitty, unclever, poetry that isn’t interesting or funny enough to stand on its own.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is the entertainment from the meme? Is it that “Auto-translate did this”? Or is it “This is All Star as if it was a passage from the Bible”?

      If it’s the latter (which I personally found amusing) then why are you getting your panties is a twist that it wasn’t a computer that did this?

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah remember the “disregard wenches, acquire currency” meme? It’s just that.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That meme always drive me crazy because “fuck bitches, get money” should be translated to “copulate with women, acquire currency”, not “disregard women”.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Fuck” can be translated to “disregard”: "Fuck that.’

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      • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I know but I don’t think that was Biggie Smalls’ intention. Correct me if I’m wrong.

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• dkt@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I assume this was translated by a human both ways, not machine translated. It’s plausible in that case

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