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I sympathize with the bottom part so much. My parents absolutely refused to cook anything ever and bought the worst, most unhealthy prepackaged foods from the grocery stores. I spent the first years of my life thinking that things like apples just weren’t sold at my local Kroger. I felt like shit mentally and physically for pretty much the first 18 years of my life because of it.

I grew up, moved out, and holy shit I love eating “rabbit food,” as my dad used to call it and I never would have learned before is that cooking is fun

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cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Did you to wish you could fuck your friends mom‽

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- PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Yes but that was irrelevant because she never cooked for me, she was just hot. Still is, in fact.
  
  We always joke that he has a Wine Mom. He thinks that we’re calling her a drunk. It means that she gets better with age.
  
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  - IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Relevant username if I ever saw one
    
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  - theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”
    
    Same crap with my sister.
    
    I see them both as living farts.
    
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    MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    I had a running joke with this lad in school where he’d say “your sister’s fit” and I’d punch him in the arm. No idea why we did it or how it stayed so friendly. Just remembered it for the first time in maybe 20 years. Thanks!
    
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    LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    The good news is if your mother and sister are attractive, Theres decent odds your good looking as well. Unless your mother fucked an ogre, and if that’s so… Well at least Shrek’s your dad?
    
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    victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Well now we need to see pictures of your hot mom and hot sis so we can judge for ourselves in the name of science and research.
    
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- doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  We all did. The hot moms anyway. The big milfy moms, I just wanted them to make me some food.
  
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  - davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    What did you think milf stands for?
    
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    LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Mums insanely lovely food
    
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    JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    He knows what he said.
    
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- Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Love the interrobang.
  
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BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I feel you. I weirdly did have vegetables and things growing up, but my mom self admittedly hates cooking. So most of what we ate consisted of casseroles made up of things dumped out of a can and any veggies likely also came from a can and we’re heated up on the stove. She also over cooked all the meat to make sure people wouldn’t get sick. So all the veggies were bland and mushy and all the meat was dry as fuck. I’ll never forget the first time I ate fresh pineapple at my inlaws house and it was one of the best things I ever tasted. I’m pretty good at cooking now and I’ve managed to help my mom improve in all ways as well. She now uses a meat thermometer that I got her for Christmas. I cooked her some fresh broccoli in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic powder and she loved it and started making hers that way instead of boiling it. Baby steps, but we’re making progress.

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aiden@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Rabbit food? What the fuck

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- GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.
  
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  - NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Hey, c’mon, there’s all kinds of dudes that love going to town on some brown meat.
    
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    davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Enjoying meat and two veg on a daily basis is traditional.
    
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- anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.
  
  Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.
  
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  - TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Fellas, is it gay to eat healthy?
    
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    davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Gays, is it healthy to eat fellas?
    
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- PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  I’ve heard it be said from many men that I knew growing up that the more processed food is, the better, because it kills all the germs that come out of the ground. I’ve not seen that man eat anything green that wasn’t on top of a fast food cheeseburger in all my years alive.
  
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