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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours agoThe good news is if your mother and sister are attractive, Theres decent odds your good looking as well. Unless your mother fucked an ogre, and if that’s so… Well at least Shrek’s your dad?
theangryseal@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I’m not ugly, but I’m the least attractive member of my family.
My brother looked like a Greek god, my sister looked like a model. My dad was so sought after that his name was spray painted all over our town with hearts and love confessions. Bridges, buildings, love for him was everywhere. He was chased by women aged 18-90.
I was born with crossed eyes and had to have a corrective surgery. Every man in my family is over 6ft tall and on 5’7. I still randomly message my mother to thank her for going through with the surgery.
I definitely lost the lottery, but it could have been worse.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Well incase no one has told you that you are attractive lately, you’re fucking beautiful man. May every road rise up to meet you
theangryseal@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Well thank you. :p You’re beautiful too!