Earth will be created in 2036. This is just a rehearsal.
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BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 2 months ago
When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.
msage@programming.dev 2 months ago
I remember a time when all of this happens again
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’re doing the extra-silly speedthrough right now. Next time will be much more comprehensible.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”
Soleos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Last Thursday.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I could never get the hang of thursdays
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Shriveled, and a little to the left.
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
God created your with your memories as-is this morning when you woke up
modifier@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.
Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 2 months ago
6,000 to 12,000 years old is what I heard. I’m guessing that this “Christians Against Science” page is a joke community that is making fun of YECs by saying it’s 4,000.
gnutrino@programming.dev 2 months ago
Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.
nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
The universe was created along with the release os temple os. Everything before are just memories implanted on us.
jas0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Half the earth was actually created in 1969. The other half was finished 12 hours later =]